As I march my toddler down the hall in the Tinkle Parade singing a little tune about the girl who went potty, it occurs to me. What if this sort of thing never left us as adults.
Imagine a world where corporate execs skipped down the halls of 15 story offices excited just for the happy experience of going pee. Groups of lunch ladies humming a tune as they babbled on about the benefits of a good potty.
What a strange and possibly better world that would be.